“Time Together”
You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
(via detective-wholock)
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
(via fake-mermaid)
(via whyarentibritish)
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
- That’s a lot of food
- That’s not enough food
- You’re going to eat all of that???!??
- That looks gross
- That’s not healthy
- That looks healthy
- That’s disgusting
- Why are you eating that?
- I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
There’s that fucking parade rest again
Fucking Martin Freeman and his attention to detail
(via sam-mywinchester)
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
(via sassyirony)
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
that’s it, we’re done evolving as a species. we don’t need to go any further. Congrats to all humanity
(via regingeration)
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
(via regingeration)
The crest of Tumblr.
This. Is. So. Damn. Cool.
I AM GETTING THIS TATTOOED!
always reblog because i own this tee
Ok, so I just realized:
Hunger Games=Gryffindor
Because the Games have courage, bravery, and danger.
Supernatural=Slytherin
Because they’re in contact with the Devil.
Sherlock=Ravenclaw
Because it’s full of people who are intelligent, but not necessarily heroes.
Dr. Who=Hufflepuff
Because everyone is important.
and the “Not all who wander are lost” is a perfect fit too, because normally there would be “Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus”, wich kinda reminds me of Smaug, sleeping under his piles of gold… :)
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killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:
We ran out of plates.
This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.
My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.
(via pizza)
he went to the zoo and looked at reptiles…HE WENT TO THE ZOO AND LOOKED AT REPTILES!!1!
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